@couch_cryptid
“That laundry chair has tenure.”
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“This room has three lamps and still feels emotionally underlit.”
Fixes under $50
Add one warm floor lamp
Hide the wire situation
Give the bed actual pillows
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@moodboard_mel
“The rug is doing its best. The rest is a meeting.”
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